Todd Gray

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  • Santa Claus in Evanston Gardens, SA

  • Travels Nationwide
  • Starting from $200

  • Available on Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

I’ve lived a heck of a life, mostly by saying yes to things I should’ve thought about first. I'm an actor, radio host, comedian and 3rd generation greyhound expert which I get the joy of sharing on SEN radio.

My life, like me, is an open book (don’t let the kids read it unless you want them learning things ahead of schedule). I’ve travelled over 20 countries, said yes to almost everything twice, I might be an average bloke, I’ve done above-average things.

“Gray commands the stage. His stand-up comedy experience helps him establish an instant emotional connection with the audience. Alone on stage for just over an hour, his energy and physical commitment are unflagging.” — The Advertiser

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If you book me for a shorter set (up to 20 minutes) you’ll get stand-up that’s perfect for anyone who’s not clutching their pearls. My life’s an open book, and I’m more than happy to read a few pages out loud… sometimes too loud.

My material? Think self-deprecating stories about sex or, more accurately, the lack of it, plus the emotional rollercoaster of doing the up and down without much of the up. I’m not here for shock value, but let’s just say if you blush easily, bring a fan.

Now, when I stretch things out (the show, not me), I get more personal. I talk about being a bloke who’s never been in an official relationship, never had his heart broken, and who finds sex, intimacy, and love all equally terrifying. It’s honest, raw, and probably the most awkward therapy session you’ll hopefully laugh through with the point of hopefully by admitting my own faults on a subject most would be ashamed of that someone even just one person knows they aren't alone and it can normalise that sex isn't everything.

And outside of stand-up, as an actor I'm professional, proud, and still hungry to do more. Like wise with hosting.


PA system
Lighting
Microphone
Stage (but if no stage, no drama)


I’m always happy to chat and tailor a show to suit your audience and event.
10–20 minute set: Suitable for audiences aged 15 and up, featuring classic stand-up material that may include some swearing and adult themes.
20+ minute set: A longer performance with more storytelling, personal touches, and crowd interaction.
Comedy nights: I can also help organise a full comedy night with other comedians performing 5–10 minute sets each.
Whether it’s a short spot or a full night of laughs, I’m flexible and easy to work with.

As for suit/character work, MC, Public speaking all can be sorted out through discussion.


Everything in negotiable, I'm still learning my way and everyone's time, travel, money and well being is important.


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